AYR INDOOR BOWLING CLUB
MITCH.COM 2012January
The AIBC single member looking for love in January is...Stuart England
Meet Stuart. Stuart, as his picture shows, is quite at home in the dating game. This was taken recently as he embarked on another venture into the unknown.
Even after all these years of trying to find the perfect partner he is as enthusiastic as ever.
His preference is for the more mature, agricultural type.
You shouldn’t let that put you off if you don’t fit that bill, however.
Stuart has shown on many occasions that he is prepared to be flexible where love is concerned, often adopting a happy go lucky approach (especially as the evening wears on).
Such an approach hasn’t been without incident but the farmer has forgiven him and the beast is none the worse for the experience.
If that snippet of information, cheery smile, dress sense of sartorial elegance and love of flora has got you interested read on to find out more about Stuart.
Age: 29
Home Town: Ayr, specifically - Madisons.
Favourite Food: Turnip
Favourite Tipple: Lambrini and Morgans. (Sometimes together)
Favourite Hotel: The Savoy Park
Favourite Restaurant: Flames, Smith Street.
Hobbies: Tractors, Fine malt Whisky and Lawn Bowls
Favourite TV Shows: The Scottish Weather Forecast and One Man and His Dog
Favourite Girls Name: Judith
Favourite Boys Name: Stuart
Favourite Music:Robbie Shepherd and "Take the Floor"
Likes: Turnip, Cheap Alcohol, Judith Ralston
Dislikes: Swede, Eggs, Pink knickers, Unsuccessful Visits to Madisons
If you'd like to meet up with Stuart for a malt, chat about life and a te-ta-te, then contact the club or leave a message in the chat / guestbook and we will put you in touch.
February
The AIBC single member looking for love in February is...Allister Reid
Available this month for your delight is the Hugh Hefner of Ayrshire Bowling circles.
What a catch!
Alli has searched for the right woman for some considerable time now with sadly, no success.
A former british singles champion, Alli has an eye for the ladies but has yet to find one that meets his particular requirements.
He is handsome, dapper, stylish and in his own words "looks great", and likes the simple things in life. ( She will need to be.)
Alli has been in love a few times, most of them with the lovelies on the side of a can of Tennents.
In fact, Alli leads the campaign for their return.
Allister must be a keen astronomer too as he tells us he often goes out at night looking for a black hole
Don't let that put you off if though, as not only will you be getting a warm, caring and passionate lover, but a good mixed pairs partner as well.
Did we mention he was a former British Isles Champion?
Why not drop "Chippy" a message and join him on a dream evening of a stroll along the beach, couple of cans down the pier, fish supper and a rumble in the back of his transit?
Age: 42
Home Town: Market Inn, Ayr
Occupation:Wood murderer
Favourite Food: 2 fish suppers
Favourite Tipple: Lager and Double Smirnoff
Favourite Hotel: Any with a residents bar
Favourite Restaurant: Lucky Chinese, Smith Street.
Hobbies: Lager, pub crawls and lawn bowls.
Favourite TV Shows: Babestation, and anything made in black and white
Favourite Girls Name: Busty
Favourite Music:All the big gay musical numbers
Likes: Cheap Lager, Morrisons ready meals, lawn bowls
Dislikes: Expensive lager, shopping for one, roughcast walls
If you'd like to meet up with Allister for a lager, chat or romantic meal, then contact the club or leave a message in the chat / guestbook and we will put you in touch.
March
The AIBC single member looking for love in March is...Johnny Wardrope
Haven't yet found love on our site?
Why not give young Johnny a call?
Johnny prefers oriental types and often reflects on his nights in the Far East with the ladyboys, but that's a preference not a requirement so don't be shy if you're lacking in that area.
Johnny is just the boy to love you long time.
One of the "young team" of Ayr Indoor, don't let his cerebral palsy, fresh complexion, lack of experience or youthful exuberance put you off, because wee Johnny has all the equipment to ensure your date goes with a "boooof".
If his trendy clobber and bags of natural charm don't win you over, his string of hilarious jokes will !
Johnny likes to do his talking on the bowling green - he has the worst case of laryngitis known to medical science.
His skills on the carpet are second to none, which is quite close to none, and Johnny chases every good bowl he plays down the rink like a gazelle, which should ensure he still has plenty energy left for the ladies.
Give wee Johnny a bell, and his "BOOOOOF" will guarantee a memorable night !
Ear plugs are optional.
Age: 21
Home Town: Ayr Indoor, Ayr
Occupation:Caring for children who talk more sense than him !
Favourite Food: Anything from Frankie & Bennys
Favourite Tipple: Pint of Coke and Lime ?!??
Favourite Bar: The Wattfield cupboard, Ayr Indoor for the "crack".
Hobbies: Bowling, bowling and er....bowling
Favourite TV Shows: Old films, soaps, Power Rangers and bowls coverage.
Favourite Music:Jimmy Shand
Likes: Saucy 3 in a bed romps, shouting "BOOOOF" and bowling
Dislikes: Spelling, angry skips, being a substitute.
If you'd like to meet up with Johnny for a few ends, or a casual boof contact the club or leave a message in the chat / guestbook and we will put you in touch.